Wooden Dragon Thingamajig

Have you ever seen a narcoleptic dragon? Now you have! This young dragon already seems exhausted by his short life, he spends about 99% of his time sleeping. His favorite position to catch some Zs? Stretched flat out on his stomach. He seems so harmless that no doubt you’d love for him to always be by your side, however, you have to keep a safe distance. He tends to spit flames if he snores too loudly. Apart from this, he will make the perfect companion. Put him on the mantlepiece, we promise he won’t even think about flying away.